when you're writing a story and you find yourself wondering "how much blood can a person lose and still survive" don't even bother looking up the facts. you measure that shit with your heart and your pussy.
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Community Playing Cards!
[Image description: seventeen digitally drawn playing cards featuring characters from the NBC comedy Community. Most of the characters are dressed in their outfits from the first paintball episode “Modern Warfare” or the second paintball episode “For a Fistful of Paintballs”, some are dressed in their costumes from other concept or hommage episodes. The characters are:
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hey babe come look at the cat. he looks the same as he always does and he’s just sitting there. babe come look. hey coms look at the cat
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“Tortoise opening the new science lab at the University of Lincoln”
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kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board
i just really love when someone has studied a historical figure for a long time and gets so familiar with them that they talk about them as if they were friends. like there goes my boy caesar killing a bunch of gauls again! oh julius you rascal
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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